HAPPY NEW YEAR!

OMG!

Ten minutes in to the new year and we STILL haven't died. Congrats! Look forward into the new year with a smile. I wish you peace, joy, and happiness in the time to come.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Isobel

OWN network

So, did you hear? Oprah's getting her own network. It's called OWN, Oprah Winfrey Network. Carson Kressley and Nancy O'dell are hosting a show I'm very excited to see, called "Your Own Show," A contest where contenders voted by viewers as the best fight to earn their own show on the network. Unfortunately, OWN does not come with my cable service, but still, who can't enjoy a little bit of Carson Kressley? He's one of the funniest people on the planet. Just watch this.

-Iris

HI peoples!

This is a cool and nervous and kinda scary video I made! DOn't worry it is not natural. I move that way. I am a mutant.

Isobel

Me , My Mummy and Madeleine's Winter Wonderland!

Hi!

Me, my mummy and my sister, Madeleine decided to create a awesome Winter Wonderland! We named it: Christmastown!!! Here are some pictures!

Isobel

New Years!!!

I love and celebrate Christmas (it's awesome!!!) but Isobel already wrote about that (look under this post) so I'm going to take on.... NEW YEARS!!!

In the words of The Simpsons, New Years is the day of paying for decisions you will forever regret. Whether this means paying $1000 for a cleaning crew to come take care of your living room after last night's party, or making a New Year's Resolution to metaphorically clean up the mess you've made on this planet, you just have to do SOMETHING. What I suggest:

• Hunt down the evil El Grincho (the real grinch,)
• Write a cookbook (the recipes I've created so far are for Mustard, Cookies, and French Toast.)
• Solarize your home (wind power works too,)
• Make all the kids in your semi-large city happy with faux snow (Californians, COME ON!!!
• Travel to all 7 continents (Antarctica is very possible! Boats travel out all the time:)
• Meet Snooki and ask her how on earth she gets her hair to poof like that
• Meet Oprah and praise her leadership academy
• Don't question the power of Oprah (she may have flaws, but did you build a school in Africa? Didn't think so.)
• Come up with a plan to improve your money system. (waiting. waiting. Sometimes this year, please! Oh, fine. I'll do it for you: Ahem. Step 1. Switch to debit cards. Step 2. stop buying ipods/dvds, and invest in a netflix account. Step 3. Pay off your debt. Step 4. Er, refer to Suze Orman for further info.
• Open a free, high-quality leadership academy in Tijuana. (but still don't gloat about Oprah:))
• Go to the San Francisco Cheese Academy, featured in O magazine. Yep, that's right. Or, if you're lactose-intolerant or whatever, visit anyways. The population is under 1 million, but I have a theory that if you included tourists in that number, on certain days it would reach 1 million.
• Join a chinchilla rescue. They're so cute and fluffy, but often abused:( Why not help a cute little creature?

Have a great New Year!!!

-Iris

Christmas!!!!!!!

I hope everyone is going to have a fantastical Christmas filled with laughter, gifts, joy, peace and love! Here are a few tips to enhance the Christmas Spirit!!!!!!!!!!!

Games To Play

#1 The simple one: shake your presents! Not only can you shake them you can feel them, you can see them (through the wrapping paper), you can smell them, you can squeeze them, and best of all you can lick them!!!

#2 Hide in the snow, if you don't have snow, hide in dirt!

#3 Find a piece of mistletoe... (very fun, you can scare people with it if your not in the mood to kiss!)

#4 Smash gingerbread houses.

#5 Dress up as the Grinch and scare little kids (or you can dress up as Santa and make them happy (not as preferred)

Tips for Decorations

#1 Use classy ornaments: modern = (cb2), crystal snowflakes (swarvoski), wooden ones, bows, nice plain non-colorful lights, candy canes, beaded strings, pretty star, nutcracker themed etc.

#2 Get napkins that have each reindeers name of it!

#3 Make a giant winter wonderland (picture included)

#4 Get a giant santa (I mean like nine feet high) , and put it somewhere!

#5 Decorate the outside of your house better than your neighbors (no one likes a neighborly loser!)

Getting Into The Spirit Tips

#1 Go out into the freezing cold and sing at the top of your lungs some Christmas songs!

#2 Wear weird Christmas sweaters...

#3 Turn on the fire, put a cat on your lap, and watch the best Christmas music EVER!!! = Elf!

#4 Do good deeds! (or bad, whatever makes you happy!)

#5 Buy a reindeer and open a petting zoo.

Christmas Party Tips

#1 Go old-school (once again) go out caroling! You don't just have to do the boring ones (Silent Night) try "Let It Snow", "Jingle Bell Rock", "Baby its Cold Outside" and even "Christmas Is All Around"!

#2 Do an ornament exchange party!

#3 Watch the awesome movie "Elf"!

#4 Go to a play like The Nutcracker or A Christmas Carol!

#5 Eat food. Eat a lot of it. Spread the joy in your digestive system!

Cooking Tips!

#1 Wassail, a delicious Christmassy drink that is warm and great:

1 gallon of apple cider

46 oz. of pineapple juice

3/4 of a cup of tea

Some cinnamon, allspice and cloves =

180 oz. Make it warm.

#2 Mince Pies, an english, yummy cute little pastry thingy:

Nigella Lawson's recipe is the best!

#3 Traditional roast:

Roast Chicken

Roast Lamb

Stuffing

Roast Potatoes

Christmas Pudding

Cauliflower

Broccoli

Corn

Onion

Cauliflower Cheese

Gravy

#4 Christmas Cookies!

#5 Hot Chocolate

Non-listed Tips

#1 Run around outside yelling, Merry Christmas (or not; you could also say Mountain Goats!)

#2 Make Gingerbread Houses (or eat them, or throw them, or drown them... multiple uses for a Gingerbread house!

#3 Send flowers to people. Even though they are so ugly I would rather have a dead possum as decoration; it will touch their hearts, even if they throw them out the window. It is the thought that matters!

#4 Do Christmas crackers.

#5 Sit and think about how you can help the world using Christmas spirit, or how you can destroy it with Christmas spirit!

Funny Things for The Morbid Pleasure of Disturbed Maniacs(or me!)

#1 Slowly take away and hide every ornament on the tree in the middle of the night, no one will notice until on Christmas morning they will all be gone! On the first day of Christmas my true love put in the planter, a wooden snowflake from our tree.

#2 Don't put gifts under the tree, on Christmas morning everyone will think someone stole their presents.

#3 Take off the star at the top of the tree and replace it with a BUDDHA.

#4 Wrap everything in newspaper.

#5 Open all the presents before people wake up!

Remember! Have a very merry Christmas, but not a happy new year. Have a terrible new year.

Love Isobel

Are You bored?

A quiz I made:

click this link

Isobel

WInter Break!

Hello darling readers!

OMG! WINTER BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so excited! I love it sooooooooooooooo much! I am so happy! Joy to the world, break is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isobel

Question & Answer ANSWER TO ALEX

Hello peoples!

Today I will answer Alex's question:

Alex said...

can you become a fladoodle cake? (I don't care who awnsers)

The answer is...

-"Yes! I become a purple fladoodle cake all the time.!"- Isobel

P.S i do not know what a fladoodle cake is...

Isobel

Question and Answer!!!

Hello!

I am going to start a question and answer session!!! You can comment any questions that you want (except inappropriate stuff) and either me or Iris (depending on who you directed it to) will answer! Example:

Q -Can you become a tree?

A -Yes, but only for small periods of time, and I am always a pink, christmas tree!

Please ask questions, or there will be no point to this post! SO, if you are reading, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease write a comment/question!!!

Isobel

My Cat Movies

Hello Darling Readers!!!!!

I have made some extremely boring and devastatingly long videos about my fat cat Rosy. I decided to post them, but let me warn you: The longest one is sixteen minutes long. They are me, talking about my cat, while looking at my cat. Unless you are deeply concerned and interested in the life of my cat, Rosy, don't take the time out of your life to watch them. Go and jump of a cliff or get bitten by a poisonous salamander.

_________________________IN THE FUTURE!!!__________________________

Sadly they could not be posted.

Isobel

For those who say "Cheese!"

Yes, dear readers! The day has finally come!

We all knew it would happen...
We all knew we would love it...
So here it comes... CHEESE MAGAZINE!!!

Don't worry, it is not a catalogue, I have checked, it is a genuine cheese magazine.

This glorious magazine, called "Say Cheese," has actually been publicized for a year. However, it is only being published 4 times a year! This is simply because it is unpopular, but it can now be found in most magazine vendors, such as bookstore chains like Borders, Barnes & Noble, and Books, Inc. If you are truly devoted to cheese, you will buy this magazine. It has amazing recipes and interesting articles on histories of cheeses and whatnot. We need to make it come monthly, at least!

For updates or just fun without buying the magazine, you can easily and risk-free make an account with the magazine at saycheesemedia.com and click the Sign Up button. I highly recommend it!

-Iris